Official document

Internet User Evaluation Report

Subject
You
Risk level
Extremely Clickable
Internet Competency Score
14 / 100
You are currently operating the internet without appropriate qualifications. Please stop immediately.
Supervision status
Required at all times

Key findings

  • Clicks suspicious links
  • Reads only headlines
  • Believes screenshots
  • Thinks every AI image is real
  • Would absolutely lose money to a fake Elon Musk livestream
Recommendation: Internet use should be supervised by a responsible adult.
Appeal decision